What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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