What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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