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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Shred Tweet Jokes More Shred Tweet Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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