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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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