What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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