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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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