What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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