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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.