Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.