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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer