Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.