Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.