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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer