Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Captain America Shield Jokes More Captain America Shield Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on