Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!