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Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Love

Love

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!