Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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He loves a good happy ending

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....