Black Widow Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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My husband be dead

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He goes to the Evans

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Doctor Dolittle

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In a hambulance