Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.