How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.