How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.