How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.