What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know