Finding half of a roach in your food.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
You switch sides at half time.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Not everyone gets it
Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."
This is my last resort.
