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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.