What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.