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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.