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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.