What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.