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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes