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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.