How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary