How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.