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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.