How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.