How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.