How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.