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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.