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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.