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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary