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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.