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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Tennish.

What time is it in Brazil?

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony