Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.