Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.