Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.