Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....