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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.