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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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You park your car, man.

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That's the worst book I ever read.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.