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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!