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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!