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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!