The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
With Google chromosome+
REPOST!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Its not hard.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
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In case he got a hole in one.
Irish handcuffs.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Because at any moment they could bleet out
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours