Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Hip Replacement Guy Jokes More Hip Replacement Guy Jokes

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard