Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Ultra Sound Guy Jokes More Ultra Sound Guy Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.