How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary