How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.