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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels