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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu