How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.