How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.