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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.