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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.