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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.