46+ Funny Bob Jokes - Curious United

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.