What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob