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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!