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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.