What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob