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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.