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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.