Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards