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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.