Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.