Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...