Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'