How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do