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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Swap Jokes More Swap Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do