Email Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.