They remove all attachments.
Because attachments are not allowed.
Gmail
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
In bytes.
An old man yelling at the cloud
He had no attachments.
Because attachments are forbidden.
He had a bad Outlook.
By spaghett-e-mail!
She deleted that email.
Because attachments are forbidden
With no attachments.
Deleted
FeMail.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
NeinIcant
Elf-ies.
I don't know I just fly the drone
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
It bytes
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Crystal balls deep made this up.
So they can see what's coming.
Thunderwear.
Thunderwear
Removed