They remove all attachments.
Because attachments are not allowed.
Gmail
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
In bytes.
An old man yelling at the cloud
He had no attachments.
Because attachments are forbidden.
By spaghett-e-mail!
She deleted that email.
Because attachments are forbidden
With no attachments.
Deleted
FeMail.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Removed
Mentally in-stable.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
About six drinks
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Where on Earth have you been?!
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
White privilege
Your ghostliness.
The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.
