How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte