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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte