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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.