Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!