Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!