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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!