Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!