Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.