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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!