How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!