How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.