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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann