A match maiden heaven
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Because she was in the non-friction section.
Get out of the way.
It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Because they reject setian.
Angelfish!
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
Berlin maiden over!