What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven