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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven