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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.