What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Coke.

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Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

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Babies grow up and stop crying

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One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window