Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.