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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.