Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches