What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.