What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.