What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.