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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot