Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."