What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad