What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What's an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra