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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What's an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.