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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.