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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.