Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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"What did you name the other one "

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you