Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.