Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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The newspaper.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.