Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.