How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.