How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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