How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.