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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn