How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder