How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!