How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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Cancer.

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One holds photos The other holds five

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Put him in the front.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"