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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!