How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.