Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What was early man's best friend?

Primates

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.