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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!