What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)