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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!