What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!