Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side