Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.