Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!