To keep each udder dry.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
The Steaks are high.
Because they're in a depression.
Oh, what a relief!
The cow has the udder.
Milk and honey.
