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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!