Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.