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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.