Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.