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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.