How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.