How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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A pork chop!

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I don't know

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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It goes back four seconds.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.