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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.