How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.