How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.