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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.