What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.