What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.