What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

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He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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It's already run out of battery.