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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.