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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!