How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!