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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.