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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal