What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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They use French resistors.

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He couldn't pay for Baal

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Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal