What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal