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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

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What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal