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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal