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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel