Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal