Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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It's Gonna be Pee

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!