Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Because he doesnt do well on the poles

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Paypal

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.