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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.