Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!