Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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A Barkaeologist.

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Well, glad I got that over with.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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A Bondana.

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"Is it mine?"

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Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator