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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.