The tomato was in a can.
A hotdog
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Coma-toes.
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
A Ducktor.
An ironic paradox.
Nice pits.