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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.