Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!