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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.