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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"