What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.