What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.