What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.