What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.