Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.