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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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For her lipstick!

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Cupigs!

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