Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Reply to her message within a minute

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!