Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Bruised Lee

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.